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Hey kids, welcome back to the Lessin Boy Podcast. Today we're talking about one of the strangest places on Earth -- a tiny country that most grown-ups have never even heard of, called Sealand.
Sealand isn't an island that formed naturally. It's actually an old World War Two fort, built by the British military way out in the North Sea, a few miles off the coast of England. It's called HM Fort Roughs, and it's basically two giant concrete towers standing on legs in the ocean, with a platform on top the size of a couple of tennis courts. The British built it to shoot down German bombers, and manned it with soldiers watching the sky. After the war ended, the military didn't need it anymore, and they just left it out there, empty, rusting in the waves.
Then, in 1967, a British man named Paddy Roy Bates got a very unusual idea. Roy ran a pirate radio station -- a radio station broadcasting music without a government license -- and he needed a spot outside of British law to do it from. So he sailed out to this abandoned fort, climbed aboard, and just... moved in with his family.
But Roy didn't stop at squatting on an old fort. A few months later, he did something wild: he declared it its own country. He named it the Principality of Sealand, crowned himself Prince Roy, made his wife Princess Joan, and designed a flag, a national motto, even a national anthem.
Here's the part that made it actually work, at least a little bit. The fort sat outside of Britain's official ocean border at the time, which only stretched three nautical miles from the coastline. Sealand was just past that line. So when British officials tried to remove the Bates family and it ended up in court, a judge ruled that British law simply didn't reach that far out to sea. Nobody could prove it officially belonged to any country. Roy took that as a green light to keep going.
The strangest chapter came in 1978. While Roy was away, a group of businessmen from Germany and the Netherlands landed a helicopter on Sealand and tried to take it over completely, holding Roy's son Michael prisoner. But Michael managed to retake the fort with a small team and an armed helicopter of his own, and captured the plotters, including a German lawyer. Roy actually held him as a prisoner of war for weeks, until a German diplomat flew out to personally negotiate his release. For a little while, tiny Sealand had an actual international incident on its hands.
Since then, the Bates family has kept Sealand running as its own micro-nation. They've printed their own passports, minted their own coins, made their own postage stamps, and to this day you can go online and buy a title like Lord or Lady of Sealand as a novelty gift. In the early 2000s, Sealand even became home to a company that hosted computer servers out there, betting that a place with no recognized government couldn't be forced to take websites down.
No country in the world officially recognizes Sealand as a real nation. But for more than fifty years now, it has just kept existing anyway, usually with only one or two caretakers living out there at a time, making it maybe the smallest, strangest country on the planet -- built on an old anti-aircraft fort, floating in the middle of the sea.
That's the story of Sealand. See you next time on the Lessin Boy Podcast.